Dual....:-)
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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