Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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