I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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