why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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