there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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