The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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