If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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