I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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