I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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