dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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