There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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