Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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