STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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