xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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