Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
false alarm. still invincible.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
