this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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