Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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