Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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