What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
two words: eviction party
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Randomize
