Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I cannot find my penis.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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