FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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