i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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