honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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