question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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