fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm jealous of your bromance
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
