if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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