i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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