Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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