You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
i think im in europe. pls send help
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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