i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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