nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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