I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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