it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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