he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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