It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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