I hate all girls vehemently.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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