Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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