Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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