he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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