im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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