Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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