does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
