my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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