I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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