No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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