mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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