Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
