i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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