I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
This is my life. Enjoy the view
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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