big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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