youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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