perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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