Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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