That's intense
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize