shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Randomize
