i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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